Tuesday, January 25, 2011

The Anatomy of a Wet Rat

I have met a Rat once. Yes...It was once upon a time.
Do you know how to recognize a real quality Rat? Let me help you.
First of all, good rats get along very well with nature. All other animals are friends of a good quality Rat. Maybe you had been taught at school when you were a kid that the Lion is the King of the Animals...but I should say, it is the Rat! He is the King of the Nature.
A good Rat loves adventures. He was born to be in the adventures and he doesnt know the meaning of the word 'impossible'. All of  things are possible with a good quality Rat if he prays.
Rats are the best friends. Maybe you have heard that it is the dogs who are the best friends..but I should say, it is the Rat! He has the best qualities that you can find in a friend. Rats are stubborn though: You say black they say white, you say sweet he says it is sour. You say the steak is hard but he says it is soft enough. You have to accept a good Rat as the way he is ...because after all he is a good Rat and you will be happy with him. 
     You can also recognize a Rat, from his eating habits! They are crazy about chocolate! They never say no to food. They praise what you cook even if it doesnt taste good. For a Rat , eating is a way of thanking the Lord.
    A good quality Rat looks even better when he is wet. A wet Rat is still a Rat.
    Only good parents give birth to a good Rat. Special moment, special purpose.
    May the Lord bless all the good Rats on the earth .
    A good Rat lives in a huge pile of books. He sleeps between the pages of the books.
    A good Rat is very intelligent too. However he doesnt boast about his abilities: He uses his abilities to earn his life and help others on earth.
    A good Rat can get along even with the cats, can you imagine?! Yes they do. Not because the cats are good but it is the Rat who is good. He can also teach you how to get along with cats on earth. And you'd better listen to him if you truely wanna learn from him.
    Yes, I have met a Rat once...
    Sometimes I felt like killing him... You know...'what is a Rat for ?!' you might think. You follow him and you chop his head and there he is, on the ground, harmless..
    You follow the Rat and you chop his head.
    Today all I want is to follow this cute good quality Rat. No broom in hand, no slipper. No sharp words to cut his head off...Only follow. Okay I confess : Still sometimes I feel like to step on his tail while I am following him but a good Rat is also very playful: You can have fun and quality time with a good Rat.
    A good Rat's biceps are stronger than they look. You might get surprised. 
    Well...if you are around a good Rat , you will be surprised  often actually.
    He doesnt gossip. He doesnt betray. He doesnt bite you.
    I recommend you to have a good quality Rat for yourself. But dont tie him.
    A good Rat loves his freedom.
    And don't pet him: To pet is for pets but He is not a pet: He is the Wet Rat!

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